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This story has been going around for a few days now, but I still think it’s worth a blog. Michael Moore accuses the military of targeting poor minorities with their recruiting tactics. Well, there’s one other group of people they’re going after: ugly, flat-chested women.

The U.S. Army has long lured recruits with the slogan “Be All You Can Be,” but now soldiers and their families can receive plastic surgery, including breast enlargements, on the taxpayers’ dime.

The New Yorker magazine reports in its July 26th edition that members of all four branches of the U.S. military can get face-lifts, breast enlargements, liposuction and nose jobs for free—something the military says helps surgeons practice their skills.

“Anyone wearing a uniform is eligible,” Dr. Bob Lyons, chief of plastic surgery at Brooke Army Medical Center in San Antonio told the magazine, which said soldiers needed the approval of their commanding officers to get the time off.

See, when they’re going after men the Army’s recruiting slogan is , “Join the Army To Get Iraq!” With women, however, it’s “Join the Army To Get A Rack!”

Filed by Matt for the Drunk Report.

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