Boobies for Jessica
This story has been going around for a few days now, but I still think itâ€™s worth a blog. Michael Moore accuses the military of targeting poor minorities with their recruiting tactics. Well, thereâ€™s one other group of people theyâ€™re going after: ugly, flat-chested women.
The U.S. Army has long lured recruits with the slogan â€œBe All You Can Be,â€ but now soldiers and their families can receive plastic surgery, including breast enlargements, on the taxpayersâ€™ dime.
The New Yorker magazine reports in its July 26th edition that members of all four branches of the U.S. military can get face-lifts, breast enlargements, liposuction and nose jobs for freeâ€”something the military says helps surgeons practice their skills.
â€œAnyone wearing a uniform is eligible,â€ Dr. Bob Lyons, chief of plastic surgery at Brooke Army Medical Center in San Antonio told the magazine, which said soldiers needed the approval of their commanding officers to get the time off.
See, when theyâ€™re going after men the Armyâ€™s recruiting slogan is , â€œJoin the Army To Get Iraq!â€ With women, however, itâ€™s â€œJoin the Army To Get A Rack!â€
Filed by Matt for the Drunk Report.