Congratulations
Congratulations to Josh and Liz on the birth of their bouncing baby boy!
Hopefully there will be more information and a picture coming soon!
Carpentology
One never goes so far as when one doesn’t know where one is going.
One Nation, Under God . . .
A college professor, an avowed Atheist, was teaching his class.
He shocked several of his students when he flatly stated that there is no God, the expression, “One Nation, Under God”, was unconstitutional, and further, he was going to prove there is no God. Addressing the ceiling he shouted: “God, if you are real, I want you to knock me off this platform. I’ll give you 15 minutes!”
The lecture room fell silent. You could have heard a pin fall. Ten minutes went by. Again he taunted God, saying, “Here I am, God. I’m still waiting.”
His countdown got down to the last couple of minutes when a Marine, just released from active duty and newly registered in the class, walked up to the professor, hit him full force in the face, and sent him ass over teacups from his lofty platform. The professor was out cold! At first the students were shocked and babbled in confusion. The young Marine took a seat in the front row and sat silent.
The class fell silent…waiting. Eventually, the professor came to, shaken. He looked at the young Marine in the front row. When he regained his senses and could speak he yelled, “What’s the matter with you? Why did you do that?”
“God was busy. He sent me.”
God Bless America!
It’s a Marine Thing
by Stacy Kaucher
At the Vietnam War Memorial (The Wall) in Washington, DC sits a flag pole. At it’s base are the seals of all the services: Army, Navy, Marines (United States Marine Corps), Air Force, and Coast Guard. Every day throughout the entire year a group from Marine Barracks, Eighth and I, Washington, DC come to the flag and polish the Marine Corps Emblem.
The other services have NEVER touched theirs.
From the March 2004 issue of the Marine Corps Law Enforcement Foundation newsletter.
NOTE: I know there are grammar mistakes in this post, but they are part of the QUOTE and I cannot change them.
Carpool (or You are a Genocidal Dictator)
I found this at the Flip Off a Hummer home page.
Photo Galleries
I have finally gotten around to updating the picture pages. I was looking for a photo gallery program, but there are just too many bad free ones out there to sort through, I am too frugal to pay for one. Check out the new gallery (RJ’s Second Birthday). I will be sorting through all of the galleries throughout the week, so I am making a pledge to you, that all of the galleries will be updated by the first of October.