Carpentology

Jokes!!

Q: Where was O.J. Headed in the white Bronco?
A: Ann Arbor, MI … he knew that the police would never look there For a Heisman Trophy winner.

Q: Why don’t Michigan fans let their kids play in the sand box?
A: Because the cats keep covering them up.

Q: How many Michigan freshman does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None, it’s a sophomore course

Q: What is the difference between a dead dog on the freeway and a dead Michigan fan on the freeway?
A: There are skid marks in front of the dog.

Q: What is the difference between Michigan and Frosted Flakes?
A: Frosted Flakes know what to do in a Bowl.