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Never Forget

Ron — Tue, 11 Sep 2007 14:11:54 +0000

Self-Importance Test

Ron — Sun, 09 Sep 2007 12:33:22 +0000

Take the test at Technosailor.

Below are my results. Not what I expected, but fine by me.

What is wrong with this article?

Ron — Tue, 30 Jan 2007 10:34:59 +0000

Welcome to beat Ohio Week!

Ron — Mon, 13 Nov 2006 11:24:53 +0000

The “real” college football national championship is coming up in six days. Being a Michigan fan in Columbus is not easy.

Ohio State University shamelessly trying to gain fans by intimidation!

Shit Smacking Hall of Fame

Ron — Sun, 24 Sep 2006 00:14:23 +0000

The Shit Smacking Hall of Fame is a tradition that I needed to revive. It is a tradition that Mike and I started in college. It basically comes down to this: Stupid people need the shit smacked out of them. Now there are stupid people everywhere, but remember that this is the Hall of Fame, the worst of the worst.

A typical Shit Smacking Hall of Fame member will remain on the list for a year. There are exceptions, however. Home Depot has remained on the top of the list for the last five years running. This time around, I gave everyone (except Home Depot) a clean slate.

The businesses on the Shit Smacking Hall of Fame will remain on my boycott list for a year. The individuals that make the list will remain until they redeem themselves, so they will likely remain indefinitely. Other organizations (i.e. groups, websites, etc.) will remain on the list for one year as I have no intention of affording them the opportunity to redeem themselves.

Is this fair? Absolutely! You never know who you are dealing with in life. They may be keeping a list, and maybe not.

When I was in college, during my student teaching, my cooperating teacher told me to always speak well of people, especially when I am talking to people that I do not know well. It seems that earlier in her career that she was in the teacher’s lounge and made a not-so-complimentary comment about a student. As it turns out, within earshot was the student’s uncle. This comment made its way back to the parents and eventually to the school administration.

Treat everyone as though they are keeping a list.

Superhero!

Ron — Wed, 01 Feb 2006 01:22:15 +0000

Your results:
You are Iron Man

Iron Man		80%
Hulk		80%
Green Lantern		70%
The Flash		70%
Spider-Man		60%
Wonder Woman		50%
Robin		40%
Superman		40%
Supergirl		30%
Catwoman		20%
Batman		0%

Inventor. Businessman. Genius.

Click here to take the Superhero Personality Quiz

How To: Make Confetti out of Cash

Ron — Thu, 08 Dec 2005 01:37:09 +0000

Have children.
Buy a shredder.
Leave envelope full of cash saved up for Christmas presents in desk drawer.

As this really irritates me, this is all I am going to day about this subject.

Obsolete?!?

Ron — Thu, 10 Nov 2005 02:18:19 +0000

You are ‘growing one’s own food’.

You are guided by two words: ‘Live simply.’ You
value quality over quantity in most things, and
you have little use for the materialism and
consumerism of modern culture. You know the
value of hard work and try to be
self-sufficient as much as possible, and what
you do you do well. Unfortunately, no man is
an island, and you cannot do everything
yourself. Your puritanical work ethic makes
makes people think that you are weird, and not
much fun. Your problem is that growing one’s
own food has been obsolete for a long time.

What obsolete skill are you?
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Truth

Ron — Sun, 02 Oct 2005 00:26:37 +0000

Not so eloquently put, but truth none the less.

Birth Order Predictor

Ron — Mon, 05 Sep 2005 15:09:40 +0000

Right on!

You Are Likely a First Born

At your darkest moments, you feel guilty.
At work and school, you do best when you’re researching.
When you love someone, you tend to agree with them often.

In friendship, you are considerate and compromising.
Your ideal careers are: business, research, counseling, promotion, and speaking.
You will leave your mark on the world with discoveries, new information, and teaching people to dream.

The Birth Order Predictor