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Tony’s First Haircut … by RJ

Ron — Thu, 03 May 2007 19:55:38 +0000

The boys each got their first haircut around a year old. Since that was a scrapbook moment, we took them to a barber shop. From then on, because of time and my frugality, they received their haircuts from me.

I have extremely short hair. I do not think my hair has been over a quarter inch long in the last two years. I cut my hair every week down to an eighth of an inch. I cut my own hair and the boys usually enjoy watching. I have a nice set of clippers (thanks to my Mom) along with just about every accoutrement a non-barber could own.

I got my clippers out this morning to give my face fuzz a quick trim. I was running a little behind schedule and did not put them away. You can see where this is leading …

Early this morning, Beth thought the boys were being a little too quiet and decided to go upstairs. She discovered Tony sitting patiently while RJ cut his hair. I think that is an excellent haircut coming from a four year old.

Incompetence

Ron — Wed, 15 Nov 2006 14:08:10 +0000

Q: What is the only sign of intelligent life in Michigan?

Beth — Tue, 14 Nov 2006 13:01:56 +0000

A: The freeway sign that says “Columbus, 192 miles.”

This Explains it All

Beth — Mon, 13 Nov 2006 19:57:43 +0000

Welcome to beat Ohio Week!

Ron — Mon, 13 Nov 2006 11:24:53 +0000

The “real” college football national championship is coming up in six days. Being a Michigan fan in Columbus is not easy.

Ohio State University shamelessly trying to gain fans by intimidation!

Score One for the Little Guy

Ron — Thu, 27 Apr 2006 10:14:28 +0000

The Consumer Electronics Association created this terrific new ad, which will run in two Capitol Hill publications today.

Hat Tip: Hot Links and EFF.

Some Farkish Humor

Ron — Sat, 28 Jan 2006 12:39:26 +0000

CARACAS, Venezuela – Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez called the U.S. government an “immoral empire” and repeated accusations of spying Friday, threatening to arrest any American officials caught gathering intelligence on his military.

Chavez’s warning came hours after his vice president, Jose Vicente Rangel, accused officials at the U.S. Embassy of involvement in a spying case involving several Venezuelan naval officers who allegedly passed sensitive information to the Pentagon.

In other news … Venezuela has a military.

Best. Blonde. Joke. Ever.

Ron — Fri, 06 Jan 2006 11:30:37 +0000

Check it out here.

Go Blue

Ron — Sun, 20 Nov 2005 12:30:10 +0000

Go Blue 2005 #3

Ron — Fri, 18 Nov 2005 03:05:05 +0000